Next Big Purchase: Bouncy Castle! Or Possibly Sedatives!

Just in case you are having the kind of day I am having, one which necessitates a second cup of coffee at noon and a third at 2 pm, one where there was poop on a carpet and a head bashing into a towel rack, one which found me with earplugs in my ears for the second day in a row, yelling “What the HELL is your problem!” as the younger child pops plastic vegetables into his mouth like candy and the elder screams blue murder not to mention one which seems to have no fucking naps in it other than the quickie Fresco grabbed in the car and the one where I was “pretending” to sleep on the couch while Trombone climbed on me and gave me Lego medicine…

…allow me to share this small piece of small-child-dancing joy, that you might smile and think fondly of better days to come and passed. And Christmas. If that helps.

Christmas in May from tortured potato on Vimeo.