Me? I Been, Y’Know. Around.

This baby

is on his second day of learning to go to sleep by himself in his crib using the Modified Baby Whisperer Double Sowcow Strategizing Synergies To Move Forward technique. My evening blogging time has been seriously compromised. It took an hour and fifteen minutes to get him to sleep last night and an hour tonight. It’s 8:50 and I just ate dinner. Also my brain is wrecked. However I wanted you all to know that I celebrated Barbie’s 50th birthday today by wearing my $3.99 Value Village too-small Barbie t-shirt. Because nothing says fuck you, Barbie! like wearing her name across the place where your boobs ought to be.

Trombone said he liked this one so I am putting this one first.

Then, the you-are-dominant-observer angled “Trent Reznor Barbie” look.

Yes, I am angling for more hate mail, why do you ask?

PS: Dear Wiggles Fans. I did not say your sweet Anthony was a shallow asshole. I said he looked like he had work done. There is nothing wrong with having work done. And no, I do not want to watch him work out on Youtube. I believe he earned his six-pack fair and square. I SAID he was my favourite Wiggle. What do you want from me?

PPS: Go read Deb’s account of her job Barbie Wrangling. And then sing Happy Birthday to Barbie.

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9 Responses to Me? I Been, Y’Know. Around.

  1. Monetize your baby synergy – ask me how!

  2. Jacqueline says:

    I think the Wiggles fans had to correct my glaring lies, omissions and inexactitudes. I better check with my Wiggles Fact Book Checker prior to posting in the future.

  3. Pat says:

    Read the above sleep training post. Flipped to Grace In Small Things. No entry. Coincidence?

  4. I find it sort of hilarious that people got all panties-in-a-wad over the WIGGLES. Hysterical, and kind of disturbing…all at once. Because, you know, the average four-year-old spends a lot of time cruising blogs and being deeply injured when someone spreads “rumors and innuendo” about his favorite characters.

  5. iamthediva says:

    Here’s hoping the sleep strategies go well!

  6. Arwen says:

    To be fair to the deep derangement of teh Wiggles obsession, many of us grab obsession after having children. Our mothers had little helpers, their mothers had a bracing shot of any sort of nerve tonic (ie: whiskey), and parents generally had the option of throwing the kids outside at any time to go play with the bears. Maybe some people settle on a little Wiggle room…

  7. Funny what people get all hate-maily about. For me it is a post I wrote about skinny jeans for toddlers. For the past 2 years I have gotten anonymous “you suck” comments from moms of skinny kids who found me by googling for said jeans. Somehow they don’t process that I am not the site they are looking for.

  8. eva says:

    We should start a promotional campaign for, um… low-rider boobs. I could also be a poster woman for this cause.

  9. Val says:

    This is a beautiful boy, and oddly, looks none the worse for having no sleep. St. Aardvark was like this baby!