It’s Axl Rose’s birthday today! Go here for Axl Rose’s StarBio Natal Horoscope. Or for your own, if today is your birthday.
Understatement of Today comes from Axl’s horoscope:
“…you’re not the most practical person in the world. You may even be a bit spacey. In fact, sometimes you may wonder if you are of this world. Try using a to do list to your advantage. Train yourself to do important things with the force of habit. You may be disinterested in the mundane.”
The last time I saw Axl, he was wearing a Mickey Rooney Halloween mask from the party supply store. Attached to it was a nest of you’re-asking-for-your-head-to-be-set-on-fire braids made of multi-coloured, synthetic spaghetti. (perhaps leftovers from the “incident”?) It looked a lot like this:
“To do:
– Fire Michael Jackson’s stylist
– Crank-call Slash once a week
– Show up for concert tour.”
(that lovely photo which will now haunt you as it does me came from this site.)
Why did the snake dance never catch on? In clubs and whatnot. I never saw people snake-dancing.
I find it is the easiest dance to do. I do it waiting for the bus. Perhaps my long torso and flailing limbs make me a natural. Having long hair to swish around really helps.
This Halloween I think I will be Old School Axl Rose. My hair should be long enough by then.