Category Archives: trombone

I Wish This Was Fiction

Posted on 7/17/2006 by cheesefairy

Scene 1: 12:58 pm. 2.3 week old Baby sleeps. Young Mother has eaten lunch and prepares to consume 1st cup of coffee of day. Hopes coffee will make headache go away. Young Mother: Hm. Where is the remote control? I … Continue reading →

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Dispatch From Week Two

Posted on 7/11/2006 by cheesefairy

I had a nightmare. I ran into my breasts in a dark alley and they beat me up and stole all my candy, then ran laughing into the night. Havoc-wreakers! It has been a challenge to regain my balance after … Continue reading →

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But I’m Not Even Supposed to BE Here Today!

Posted on 7/5/2006 by cheesefairy

This entry written in Log Form because I have been keeping track of feedings, poop and pee in Log Form so that when the many community health professionals call me to ask how many feedings Trombone has had in the … Continue reading →

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Big Trombone

Posted on 7/2/2006 by cheesefairy

OMG PONIES! We had a baby boy! His name is Trombone. Seriously, we can’t decide on a name for him yet. Trombone has really stuck, unfortunately, so we’ll have to get him a real name soon. But you are the … Continue reading →

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