Category Archives: trombone

Entitlement Eats Your Candy Just Because it’s Yours

This week, my workplace was beside itself, tied in knots (just as uncomfortable as it sounds) trying to entertain a Fairly Big Wig who was visiting. Lucky us! He and his entourage were actually in my part of the office … Continue reading

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My Bedtime Was 15 Minutes Ago

These are the words I have to type before I can slouch upstairs (2 flights) and crawl into my cold bed and shiver until I’m warmed up and then hold “High Fidelity” in front of my face while I doze … Continue reading

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DuckZilla

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The Guy in Front of Me In Line at Walmart Had a Cell Phone that Played “Sexyback” when it Rang. I Can’t Think of A Better Title Right Now.

I used (sweet, precious) nap time yesterday to go to the mall. Trombone needed boots and socks and I needed to find him something like a Halloween costume for Tuesday, when he will be attending a Halloween party at daycare. … Continue reading

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Three Shocks I Recently Experienced

Petty Shock Some of you may know that I am adversely affected by electric shocks and static electricity. I have this Tourette’s sort of reaction; if shocked by a car door or a key in a lock or (grrrr) bad … Continue reading

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