Category Archives: food

Liberals = Forward!

Saint Aardvark is in America, (I know! They let him in! With that beard!) geeking it up for a week and I’ve gone bachelor. Currently eating a frozen lasagna (from M&M Meat shops – and it’s surprisingly tasty and yes … Continue reading

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I Finally Found Myself! And Other Things!

That’s what I get for lying to the Myers-Briggs tests for the past 20 years. Today I told the truth and discovered I’ve been an INFJ all this time. Apparently, ALL INFJ’s lie to personality tests. There are two flattering … Continue reading

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Omigod, You Guys!

All day I’ve been thinking, what to post, what to post, damn, I am not going to complain about how hard it is to write in a damn blog everyday because – come on? People are out there, feeding starving … Continue reading

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The Almonds: A Cautionary Tale

Our stupid (read: ancient and never cleaned) toaster oven has two settings: toast and kill. If you turn your back on it for three seconds, it will incinerate your food and then all the many fire alarms will go off … Continue reading

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Notes from the Road

The Couch says: Lady! Get Outside! Growth spurt, teething, who knows; what it means to me is I’m on the couch all day with a kid attached to my hooter. Hooty! So if you see my IP address visiting your … Continue reading

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