Category Archives: Goddessa Smites You

Staintastic

Posted on 3/10/2006 by cheesefairy

Goddessa (who has been napping for a few months but was woken this week by a loud noise and is now prowling your neighbourhood like a post-hibernation bear) would just like to mention that it is extremely unfair to: a) … Continue reading →

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Priceless

Posted on 11/15/2005 by cheesefairy

Sandals with socks = wrong. Sandals with socks and a suit = really fucking wrong. Sandals with socks and a suit in November = You done been smote. Now get out of my way, I’m trying to get up the … Continue reading →

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Your job. MY job.

Posted on 10/25/2005 by cheesefairy

I used to work closely with photocopiers and the toner dust is still caking my many tracts. Because of this, people often bring me their photocopier concerns. Often, I can help, which is an upside. I like to help. The … Continue reading →

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Question!

Posted on 10/20/2005 by cheesefairy

Apparently there is some sort of situation taking place in our nation’s capital. The civil servants must have masking tape on their mouths or have their cheeks gummed with toffee because they are unable to pick up the phone and … Continue reading →

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Dear BC Ferries

Posted on 8/7/2005 by cheesefairy

Well, since you asked for my feedback: I would like to suggest that a less vague instruction than “arrive no more than 60 minutes and no less than 30 minutes before the sailing you have paid money to reserve a … Continue reading →

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