Category Archives: funny

Spontaneous Combustion

I wasn’t going to watch The Tyra Banks Show today. I don’t very often watch The Tyra Banks Show. But a little bird told me that today everyone on the show was stripping down to their underwear and then it … Continue reading

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Well Good Morning to You, Too, Internet

Someone was wondering if Elvis had 45 lbs of fetus in his colon. That person asked google and it showed up in my referral stats, so now I’m aware that this question exists. It hurts my head. Even though I’m … Continue reading

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Rockin’ the Fields, Just like Prism Did

Is it the drunk dudes punching air and the liberal flashing of hand-horns? Is it the tha-rrrrrilling windmill guitar right at the end? Is it the guy with the Canadian flag t-shirt, imploring those around him to ROCK OUT? It’s … Continue reading

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Not Lunch-Safe

Lest you assume, as I did, that the worst journalism in the country can be found in The Province newspaper (or its other-province equivalents,) I share with you the following story from the online “Soo Today,” (Sault Ste. Marie, Ontario) … Continue reading

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I Am A Canadian Mother

My fabulous Canadian mother-in-law sent me a present in the mail the other day. Along with a fleece camo jacket and hat for wee Trombone’s first deer hunt was enclosed a copy of The Canadian Mother’s Book, written by one … Continue reading

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