Lest you assume, as I did, that the worst journalism in the country can be found in The Province newspaper (or its other-province equivalents,) I share with you the following story from the online “Soo Today,” (Sault Ste. Marie, Ontario) courtesy of Saint Aardvark’s dad.
I think my favourite part is:
“Then Slater showed us a strange-looking screening machine, sort of like a set of restless, double-bladed stairs.”
Am I just sleep-deprived or is that image completely ungraspable? Restless, double-bladed stairs. What the fuck does that look like? An escalator? That’s the only thing I can think of. An escalator. Just say “escalator.” God.
At least they have sewage treatment. Victoria, our provincial capital, does not.
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