Category Archives: outside

No M&Ms in the Big Smoke

We went briefly to the land of sweat, the land of tears, the land of wine and many beers: OntARio! I checked at Pearson Airport in the TDOT and there are no dark chocolate M&Ms there, either. (I also checked … Continue reading

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The Streets? They Have No Name.

Tonight GATS is watching his U2 Live DVD again. I can hear it through our open windows, across the traffic. What does he get from repeated viewings of sweaty Bono and screaming fans and solemn nods from Edge and frenzied … Continue reading

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The Art of Marriage

It’s been four years to the day since our wedding and I still choke on the word “husband.” But when I say “partner” I feel like I’m being deliberately vague. And when I say “boy-toy” nobody believes me. Odd, isn’t … Continue reading

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Eaaasssy, Now.

Trying to ease myself back into regular, significant writing here. Going to use photos as inspiration for a while. No pronouns, it seems. Saint Aardvark models the above sunglasses to illustrate why new sunglasses are necessary. (new husband may also … Continue reading

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I am Not the Craziest Person. Not Even Close.

For no good reason, I have never liked Florida. Until recent years (US election, Jeb Bush, l’il Elian) I had absolutely no evidence to back up my gut feeling about the Sunshine State. And this gut feeling goes beyond my … Continue reading

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