Category Archives: television

Mama Did A Bad, Bad Thing

I wish I could play the noise for you. The noise he was making when he woke up this morning at 7am, 10 seconds after the front door closed on SA and just as I was leisurely rolling towards my … Continue reading

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I Knew I was Watching for a Reason

America’s Next Top Model just redeemed itself for cycles 3 – 7 because today? The models are posing with Fabio. Stay tuned for whether there will be birds en scene.

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Oh No They Didn’t

I watched Oprah today. I kept watching, even after Bono joined her on stage in his Bono Glasses. (Dear Bono: STOP THAT.) I kept watching, even when I saw that the show was about a new marketing campagin to help … Continue reading

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I had No Idea

“As I said, I have never been on a picket line before, and neither has any of the other writers at America’s Next Top Model, so really, I was asking these basic fundamental questions. I was like, how do you … Continue reading

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Contains Overpunctuation, Overdiscussion of Television and Mention of Unmentionables

The 7th cycle of America’s Next Top Model started the other night. No, I wasn’t g – oh, of course I was going to watch it. Especially because on the Tyra Banks show that day, she had a Cycle 6 … Continue reading

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