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Word of the Day

Crustifarean. Those of you who know my last name may enjoy picturing me jamming like a lobster. Those of you who do not may also.

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If the Pipe Fits

This morning on my brief foot-commute, I passed three men on three separate blocks smoking pipes as they walked beneath giant golf umbrellas. 1. What a great goddamn smell to brush past. So much better than expensive perfume and wet … Continue reading

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Please, Don’t Go!

Am I the only person who has gone shopping for a raincoat and come home with a bikini? Happy February! This month rules, in part because it is short and brings us closer to spring, which is sometimes a happy, … Continue reading

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Almost February!

I love my referrer page. It’s where I can see how people (and, increasingly Sp@m0rs) have found this site. Though I know he or she does not stick around to ponder the questions I present and admire the photos I … Continue reading

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Secret Identity Internet Links (Yay!)

What if you pretended you were three people, to make your own life seem less ordinary? This girl talks about her friend, Rachael, and it sounds to me like Rachael is an imaginary friend. But there is Rachael’s blog, linked … Continue reading

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