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How Far is Heaven? Not Far Enough.

I cannot look away from the 47th annual Grammy Awards. So much to learn. Apparently it is the 50th anniversary of Rock and Roll, Jimmy Page is disguised as a Asian? man, Los Lonely Boys (who?) just won an award … Continue reading

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Pictorial with (the) Words (get in the way)

Someone recently told me my blog wasn’t as cool as some other blog because I had fewer pictures. When the last tissue had soaked up the last of my tears I frantically sorted through my many folders of photos. Here … Continue reading

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Roosters, Baby

I don’t advise eating at Rooster’s Quarters on Denman St. in Vancouver. Unless “Montreal Style Rotisserie Chicken” means chicken with skin the texture of a stale cracker and flavour that is made good by the Tabasco in the gravy, I … Continue reading

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Expect the Unexpected

How are your armpits? Give ’em a little swipe with your fingers. Shine a light in there; what do you see? I’ve got average armpits, I think. They are an unlit, moist place where I smear pit-stick once a day … Continue reading

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Because I am So Full of Style

With “Desperate Housewives” on in the background – I am lightly pondering clothing. Considering Clothing: A memoir. We trekked out to Wal-Mart today because I love Dr. Scholls shoes and it’s the only place to get them. (Yes, I am … Continue reading

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