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Crimminy

Posted on 2/11/2004 by cheesefairy

Who of you silent readers knew that a cold medicine capsule and Busta Rhymes could make a sinus-issue-ridden girl dance with her catt in her kitchen? I sure didn’t know. The advantage to rarely consuming pain killers is that my … Continue reading →

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Oh PS

Posted on 2/9/2004 by cheesefairy

Do not put cheese on apple crisp or apple pie. Do not do not do not. It is wrong. You may put whipped cream or ice cream and that is it. Chocolate something maybe. Not cheese. Thank you.

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oh the sugar it does taste MMMMMM

Posted on 2/9/2004 by cheesefairy

This one goes out to my homie Sarah and her belly full of banana. Because I know she already has all these ingredients except the apples. Apple crisp is one of those foods I always thought was mysterious, fantastic, difficult. … Continue reading →

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Evil W., I See Thee.

Posted on 2/7/2004 by cheesefairy

Dio for President! “Well, I’m here to tell you, Ronnie James Dio is very goddamned angry. He’s angry about schools, he’s angry about veterans’ benefits, and he’s angry about the unchecked proliferation of evil women and dragons in America today.” … Continue reading →

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Big Nipples to Axl Rose!

Posted on 2/6/2004 by cheesefairy

It’s Axl Rose’s birthday today! Go here for Axl Rose’s StarBio Natal Horoscope. Or for your own, if today is your birthday. Understatement of Today comes from Axl’s horoscope: “…you’re not the most practical person in the world. You may … Continue reading →

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