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On the Early Edition, Rick Cluff is interviewing a leprechaun. This little man has the worst Irish accent I have ever heard, including my own. It sounds like my Italian father imitating a leprechaun (not that he would ever do … Continue reading →

The other night as I was watching the incredibly disappointing “recap” episode of The Making of America’s Next Top Model, I saw a commercial for some brand of “female troubles product” whose sole reason for advertising itself was to let … Continue reading →

My pants, my lovely pants. They are long enough for me and they are comfortable. They have pockets and beltloops. They are black with very faint white pinstripes. They fell on black days. They’ve felt the rain down in Africa. … Continue reading →

When I hear music that makes me bob my head like a pigeon, I don’t fight it. I listen and I love. That’s why I have a shameful heart-on for “senorita” by Justin T., “bootylicioius” by Destiny’s Child and “in … Continue reading →

I wonder how many dollars the federal Liberals (under the Right Honourable Paul Martin) paid to have this designed? Number One: Could Someone Please Make the Seventies Stop Happening? Number Two: Does it scare anyone else that they’ve adopted Gordzilla’s … Continue reading →