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With the exception of friday night, when my exhausted mind could not conceive of a more appropriate thing to eat than 8 pieces of pizza, I have had no cheese for 20 days. This means I have beat last year’s … Continue reading →

1. Your powerfully written letter requesting “real change” and “accountability” gains credibility in leaps and bounds if you do not use the “comic” font. 2. You know it is Friday when you wear red shoes to work and when you … Continue reading →

I like it when people use pants in a derogatory fashion, like “your new haircut is pants,” or “Gordon Campbell’s attempt to erase the last four years of assholery by reducing our sales tax by half a percent is PANTS!” … Continue reading →

Doug the Slug has died.

The Tayo is quite pleasant. It tastes like not much, with a bit of soy. I wonder, if I continue to consume potato milk, will I become more tuned to the brain-wave of the potato? Will I be able to … Continue reading →