Author Archives: cheesefairy

Evil W., I See Thee.

Posted on 2/7/2004 by cheesefairy

Dio for President! “Well, I’m here to tell you, Ronnie James Dio is very goddamned angry. He’s angry about schools, he’s angry about veterans’ benefits, and he’s angry about the unchecked proliferation of evil women and dragons in America today.” … Continue reading →

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Big Nipples to Axl Rose!

Posted on 2/6/2004 by cheesefairy

It’s Axl Rose’s birthday today! Go here for Axl Rose’s StarBio Natal Horoscope. Or for your own, if today is your birthday. Understatement of Today comes from Axl’s horoscope: “…you’re not the most practical person in the world. You may … Continue reading →

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Strapped for gift ideas?

Posted on 2/5/2004 by cheesefairy

Give the gift of sock puppet oil paintings! Link via boing boing.net which is, in itself, a way cool site. Y’know how some folks say “props” as in “yo -props to you, G, you got the Magic Stick!”? I think … Continue reading →

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Those poor, poor peanut-allergy people

Posted on 2/4/2004 by cheesefairy

Saw this product – “Peabutter” – at the grocery store today. The ingredients were listed as “Special peas, oil, sugar, salt.” I needed to know what a special pea was. Good thing there’s a website, which lists the detailed ingredients. … Continue reading →

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Two Baby Things

Posted on 2/3/2004 by cheesefairy

Number One: Check out these party people! “I wanted to find something different to name him besides Jon Blake,” says the proud father of Jon Blake Cusack 2.0. Whose own name is Jon Blake Cusack. Wow – I guess all … Continue reading →

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