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A Mystery of Ducks

Tumultuous days! Geared up this morning, stuffed it all in my backpack, necessary because of all the crap I now haul around. Why? Because it helps me cope. Discman (oh yes, I have joined the 21st century) & 18 batteries, … Continue reading

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Other Peoples’ Whatnot

The Sea Animal of the Moment, You write the caption, Funny/horrible/funny period story (because a day isn’t complete without one), An articulate deconstruction of “The Swan,” which I may or may not watch this evening, just to know my enemy, … Continue reading

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My Favourite Weapon is The Look in Your Eyes

No question; no argument; definitely no apologies: Today’s holy trinity of whup-yo-ass: Ministry, Soundgarden and Nine Inch Nails. In my second year of university, I would sit outside on the stone wall beside the pathway that people used to get … Continue reading

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buona pasqua!

…my catt says “Van Halen not Van Hagar!”

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That’s no Chicken!

The weekend is new, shiny, bright. All the ducks are lined up for inspection. Four days of glorious relaxation is ahead; food, drink, chocolate, sleep, music, chips, cheese. mmm. cheese. But first, from my What the Fuck? files: COACHELLA, Calif. … Continue reading

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