Author Archives: cheesefairy

Go! Lookatit! A great disguise, no? – as long as you sat on the right couches. Think of the secrets you could hear. The coins you could pilfer from beneath couch cushions. It’s a testament to the seller’s abilities (OK, … Continue reading →

OK well…. Maybe this isn’t as funny as I think it is. But maybe it’s GENIUS. Plus, so are these. And, so, earlier today, when I was on the bus? OK there was a car pulled up at the light … Continue reading →

A shameful secret: for the last two days, I have been suffering from an inordinately intense craving for peanut M&Ms. See, when I crave sweet things, once every two years or so, I get the sweet thing in question, take … Continue reading →

Would anyone like to buy me this house? A pity it’s right on Broadway @ Slocan. But so pritty. So splendiferously pritty.

The Next Best Thing: what a crappy movie that was. I mean, it goes without saying that a movie with Madonna is bad, but Madonna singing “American Pie” at a graveyard? Yeesh! Diet Coke with lime, Havana rum and a … Continue reading →