Author Archives: cheesefairy

Hurry up and die

Posted on 8/8/2004 by cheesefairy

Dear asshole man(s) If you want to kill yourself on Hastings of all streets, in a 1980 blue Camaro, in front of the Dolphin Theatre, be my fucking guest. But I do not wish to die for a long time, … Continue reading →

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Life is Flux

Posted on 8/8/2004 by cheesefairy

Do not be alarmed: I’m not one of those people who can go off, make days worth of changes to a webpage and then WALLA! reveal it to the world. I enjoy the instant gratification too much. Plus, my life … Continue reading →

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Spunky Soonness

Posted on 8/7/2004 by cheesefairy

Yep, I got me a new face on. I like the wordpress font. Plus wordpress lets you blog via email with SECRET CODE emails! Oh! So, here it is. Th’cheeseblog. Appropriately, we are making macNcheese right now. I grated the … Continue reading →

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The Trademark Ringlets of Rick James

Posted on 8/6/2004 by cheesefairy

My question is, what, exactly, is a “natural cause” when it kills you at 56? Anyway The recent cold snap caught me by surprise. I was unable to fathom that I might need a layer so I got wet and … Continue reading →

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They Sting So Sweet

Posted on 8/5/2004 by cheesefairy

Ha ha. W.A.S.P. Loooosers. Continue reading →

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