Author Archives: cheesefairy

A New thing to Hate!

Posted on 11/10/2005 by cheesefairy

The other day I was walking home from work and had to dodge a particularly large tourist. He was wearing a nasty patterned shirt and tight shorts and he was trying to wave a cab down. I politely stepped around … Continue reading →

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If you Need to Succeed at Something Out of the Ordinary

Posted on 11/7/2005 by cheesefairy

Today might be the day to do it. It appears the stars are aligned for this sort of thing; my co-worker and I are currently in the lead in our office hockey pool. Yep, you read that right. So go, … Continue reading →

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Three Things (not a meme)

Posted on 10/31/2005 by cheesefairy

First-of-all-y, it’s Lilah’s birthday! Welcome to the world, baby! Second-of-all-y, I’m adding to the public record that NEXT Halloween I want to be the A-Team. No, not alone. I need the rest of the A-Team too. So think it over. … Continue reading →

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Things I Can’t Help Doing

Posted on 10/28/2005 by cheesefairy

– muttering in a sing-song voice to people on the street dressed in camoflage: “I can see you! Your camo isn’t working! I can totally see you!” – squealing “puppppppy” like a demented 3 year old every time I see … Continue reading →

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Your job. MY job.

Posted on 10/25/2005 by cheesefairy

I used to work closely with photocopiers and the toner dust is still caking my many tracts. Because of this, people often bring me their photocopier concerns. Often, I can help, which is an upside. I like to help. The … Continue reading →

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