Author Archives: cheesefairy

Something I’ve been Thinking About

Posted on 12/8/2005 by cheesefairy

Previously, I was certain that Stephen Harper was the creepiest man in Canadian politics. Those little, beady eyes, the delicate mouth, the impossibly square head with the molded hair. If Legoland had a villain, I think it would be Stephen. … Continue reading →

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Google Is Trying to Kill Me and Get Me Fired

Posted on 12/1/2005 by cheesefairy

Yesterday I discovered Google Video. It may be months after everyone else discovered it. Who knows. Last night, doing random searches on google video, we found a home-made video for the theme song from Mortal Kombat. I love these boys … Continue reading →

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All Right. It’s Done. Bring on December.

Posted on 11/30/2005 by cheesefairy

At approximately 7:15 this evening, on page 117, with my 50,017th word, I completed my November Novel. It does not have a title, though “NovNov” has been suggested and will probably be discarded as a serious prospect. Those of you … Continue reading →

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Update + Warning

Posted on 11/27/2005 by cheesefairy

The rope ladder is still there. And the TV is still on. And it’s 12 hours later. Incidentally, if CNN ever comes to your house & offers you a free turkey dinner, say no. We saw a “special report” last … Continue reading →

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FYI

Posted on 11/26/2005 by cheesefairy

If anyone would like to experience Hockey Night in Canada on GATS’s big cock television, he has extended a rope ladder from his window and it is hanging to within a few feet of the sidewalk. So, you know, head … Continue reading →

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