Author Archives: cheesefairy

The Day the Music Choked on a Pickle & No one was Around to Heimlich.

Posted on 2/10/2006 by cheesefairy

This morning on my way into my building of work I passed a gentleman wearing black trousers and black silk shirt, a gold chain adorning his hairy neck and pointy leather loafers on his feet. He tossed his flaxen, feathered … Continue reading →

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Limping Along, Singing my Song

Posted on 2/6/2006 by cheesefairy

I should have used the foam earplug between my toes a week ago! What blissful world is this where the earplug nestles comfortably and stays in place without the benefit of tape or glue? Foam earplugs: not just for tuning … Continue reading →

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An Actual Cheese Post

Posted on 2/2/2006 by cheesefairy

The so-called “Black Widow” (because she has out-eaten so many men…presumably she has not actually EATEN any men) has won $8,000 for consuming 26 grilled cheese sandwiches. I may try that contest at home this weekend. Except I don’t need … Continue reading →

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Tale of Two Toes

Posted on 2/1/2006 by cheesefairy

OK, what is the name of the toe next to the pinky toe? Let’s say Charles. (My horoscope says I should name things.) Charles is suffering because the pinky toe, whose real name is Edith, loves him soooooooo much she … Continue reading →

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For your “I did not know that” Files

Posted on 1/26/2006 by cheesefairy

I’m shopping for someone else who requested a Rolodex (TM). (You know, those thingees that hold index cards that you’ve scribbled information on – which you will later have to cross out and re-write – and have to flip through … Continue reading →

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