Author Archives: cheesefairy

Flow

Posted on 3/9/2006 by cheesefairy

Cycle 6 of America’s Next Top Obscure Celebrity has begun! I wanted to watch the season premiere as it played because, as the only one in Canada still paying attention, I feel obliged to care a little. But then I … Continue reading →

Posted in babby, serious, television | 7 Comments

New Category: The Elevator

Posted on 3/3/2006 by cheesefairy

Me: Hey Maintainance Guy: Hey Me: (buttoning coat over burgeoning belly) How’s it going? MG: Good. You? Me: Good. MG: You’ve gained weight… Me: (preparing for zillionth chat about pregnancy in day) MG: …in your face! Me: (gesturing to belly) … Continue reading →

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Bird Snot is Bad For You

Posted on 3/1/2006 by cheesefairy

Rick Cluff interviewed a man on the Early Edition today, a doctor by the name of Michael A. Noble. It caught my ear because the doctor was promoting his “flu prevention package” (not verbatim) which consists of tissues, a paper … Continue reading →

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There are Snakes! ON THE PLANE! *

Posted on 2/27/2006 by cheesefairy

Much is afoot. First, I know you are all very concerned about my foot. When last we left Charles and Edith, they had agreed to keep their distance via a foam earplug. About two minutes after I posted about how … Continue reading →

Posted in babby, outside | 8 Comments

Sentence of the Day

Posted on 2/21/2006 by cheesefairy

From the Catoosa Diaries, where Chris Casey will give it to you straight up: (yo) “I went to see SAW II, the sequel to SAW.” More fun the more you say it! Also: today I read an official letter with … Continue reading →

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