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The Long and Winding Staircase that Leads to my Bed

Bad combination: pregnancy brain, pregnancy body and a 3 level house. On the ground floor I think, “Brr, tile floor is chilly. I should go up to the bedroom and grab some socks.” By the time I get to the … Continue reading

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Phase Two: Learn Photoshop

This morning’s Globe and Mail displayed Pamela Anderson’s boobs on the front page to indicate that she had hosted the Juno Awards last night. My first reminder that I had been out of the office environment for a few days … Continue reading

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Phase One: Complete Annihilation of Crows

Yesterday all our precious stuff went to a storage locker, moved efficiently by two young men, one of whom apparently looked like Joel Plaskett of the Joel Plaskett Emergency. (How have I never heard of this band? They’re pretty good. … Continue reading

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Right From the Start

Who knew Steven Seagal had a blues band? Raise your hand. It’s true. And they will be playing in Richmond, at the River Rock Casino. What is the pull at the River Rock Casino? First Air Supply, then a quick … Continue reading

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My First Meme!

“Housed in an attractive console, the perfect blend of size, power and features.” Now, does this sentence describe ME? Or something else. No really, what do you think? Oh fine. This sentence was found in the Corporate Express catalogue and … Continue reading

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