Author Archives: cheesefairy

Narcolepsy

Posted on 8/23/2006 by cheesefairy

OK, question: will this linea negra ever go away? This woman from my prenatal group said she scrubbed hers off in the shower. But 1. I never shower anymore and 2. No, sometimes I do, but my line hasn’t come … Continue reading →

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It’s OK, Everyone Relax

Posted on 8/18/2006 by cheesefairy

BH 90210 was back today. It was even the next episode, where Dylan and Kelly have to resolve that they have feelings for each other before Bhrendah returns from Frahnce and her thwarted love-on with Neek. (as it turns out, … Continue reading →

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The Order Has Been Disrupted

Posted on 8/17/2006 by cheesefairy

I was watching Beverly Hills 90210 this afternoon, an episode I remembered from the first time, 10 years ago. I title the episode: “America is Stupid” because it’s the one where Brenda, who is in France studying French while Kelly … Continue reading →

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In Which I Do Go On

Posted on 8/12/2006 by cheesefairy

“The cheeseblog sure went south after she had that baby. I hardly even go there anymore except to see if there are any more pictures.” “I know. She used to write about reality. You know, even the posts about cheese … Continue reading →

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New Oath

Posted on 8/3/2006 by cheesefairy

Last week a news program was doing a story on Prime Minister Stephen Harper. A sound clip played of his swearing-in ceremony and as he spoke in his soft, frightening tones, I discovered my new favourite oath: Stephen Joseph Harper! … Continue reading →

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