Author Archives: cheesefairy

Never Hurts To Plan Ahead

Anybody out there expecting a babby of their own in November this year or in 2007? No, of course you don’t have to tell me if you don’t want to, but I thought I’d relay that this Vancouver doula is … Continue reading

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I had No Idea

“As I said, I have never been on a picket line before, and neither has any of the other writers at America’s Next Top Model, so really, I was asking these basic fundamental questions. I was like, how do you … Continue reading

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Not Lunch-Safe

Lest you assume, as I did, that the worst journalism in the country can be found in The Province newspaper (or its other-province equivalents,) I share with you the following story from the online “Soo Today,” (Sault Ste. Marie, Ontario) … Continue reading

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October 1st Through the Ages

On October 1st, 2003 I started the cheeseblog to document my giving up cheese for one month. I was unemployed. I needed something to do other than avoid writing the novel I was avoiding writing. I lasted 17 days without … Continue reading

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I Am A Canadian Mother

My fabulous Canadian mother-in-law sent me a present in the mail the other day. Along with a fleece camo jacket and hat for wee Trombone’s first deer hunt was enclosed a copy of The Canadian Mother’s Book, written by one … Continue reading

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