Author Archives: cheesefairy

Notes from the Road

Posted on 10/24/2006 by cheesefairy

The Couch says: Lady! Get Outside! Growth spurt, teething, who knows; what it means to me is I’m on the couch all day with a kid attached to my hooter. Hooty! So if you see my IP address visiting your … Continue reading →

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Sweet Baby – Week 16

Posted on 10/21/2006 by cheesefairy

Trombone likes it when I whistle. I believe this is because he enjoys both the breeze and the noise, as well as the scent of whatever I last ate or drank. He gulps the air and closes his eyes and … Continue reading →

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A Challenge I Can Almost Hope To Meet

Posted on 10/19/2006 by cheesefairy

Last November I wrote a short novel as part of National Novel Writing Month. It was extremely difficult. November, though I love it dearly, is a dark, wet, maudlin month and I was in weeks 6 – 10 of pregnancy … Continue reading →

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Rockin’ the Fields, Just like Prism Did

Posted on 10/18/2006 by cheesefairy

Is it the drunk dudes punching air and the liberal flashing of hand-horns? Is it the tha-rrrrrilling windmill guitar right at the end? Is it the guy with the Canadian flag t-shirt, imploring those around him to ROCK OUT? It’s … Continue reading →

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PS: Stop Peeing on Me

Posted on 10/17/2006 by cheesefairy

Dear Son, There is good reason generations of babies have chosen their thumbs, specifically, for sucking (until they are agile enough to reach their feet and/or old enough for lollipops and cigarettes). Please, take a moment to examine your own … Continue reading →

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