Author Archives: cheesefairy

Call For Inventors

Let’s invent a deodorant and call it “Stink Balm”. Then I could buy all the chips in the world and you could buy whatever you want. Awesome.

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Most Banal Ever

You know what? Time goes faster when you have a car. It makes sense – after all you are moving faster. I am astounded that it is already Wednesday. Ho! I have been driving on big roads and small; I … Continue reading

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The Cheeseblog: Stream of Semi-Consciousness Edition

In the dark, in the glider, with a baby permanently attached to me, my thoughts flash bright like fireworks and then disappear. By which I mean bright like loud and intrusive, not bright like brilliant. To wit: – I love … Continue reading

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Let The Record Show

You all know that I am simultaneously enthralled and horrified by Tyra Banks. I keep vowing never to watch her talk show again and then every day at 3:58 pm my hand moves to the remote as though my coffee … Continue reading

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Brain Mystery Explained

Tonight we were sitting on the couch; Saint Aardvark and I eating a delicious dinner of 3Cs (Chili! Cheese! Chips!) and Trombone between us. Trombone was alternating playing with a maraca from Cuba, an old remote control and a duck … Continue reading

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