Monthly Archives: February 2007

Babies. They’re so Ironic.

Posted on 2/28/2007 by cheesefairy

Every night for the past week Trombone has woken between 10 and 11 pm. Saint Aardvark goes down and tries to get him back to sleep but he fusses until I feed him. (Trombone, not Saint Aardvark.) Then he sleeps … Continue reading →

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Bet He Throws a Great Dinner Party

Posted on 2/28/2007 by cheesefairy

Suddenly realizing I had taken the internet equivalent of a turn down a dark, smelly alley, I backspaced hurriedly & left Dr. Jay Gordon preaching to his followers about how [He] believe[s] that eating cheese is worse than eating candy…[and] … Continue reading →

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Call For Inventors

Posted on 2/28/2007 by cheesefairy

Let’s invent a deodorant and call it “Stink Balm”. Then I could buy all the chips in the world and you could buy whatever you want. Awesome.

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Most Banal Ever

Posted on 2/27/2007 by cheesefairy

You know what? Time goes faster when you have a car. It makes sense – after all you are moving faster. I am astounded that it is already Wednesday. Ho! I have been driving on big roads and small; I … Continue reading →

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The Cheeseblog: Stream of Semi-Consciousness Edition

Posted on 2/25/2007 by cheesefairy

In the dark, in the glider, with a baby permanently attached to me, my thoughts flash bright like fireworks and then disappear. By which I mean bright like loud and intrusive, not bright like brilliant. To wit: – I love … Continue reading →

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