There was a boy who had funny looking feet. The toenails were tiny and
set deep in his giant toes.
They went on a trip with the girl and her feet
It was a nice trip for the feet.
The boy and the girl did all the driving and the feet took turns looking out the window.
A tradition was created on that long, sweaty trip. Theirs, apparently, were travelling feet. The kind of feet that will go anywhere and do anything, as long as they have some-other-feet to share things with. And something for scale, for all the pictures.
Furthermore, his feet were warm when hers were cold. No fools, these feet, they convinced the boy and the girl to stay together and travel forever.
Absolutely! There is at least one pair of feet out there for every other pair of feet. And you get lots of chances to decide what kind of feet your feet are and which feet will walk next to them.