I Love the Smell of Oranges in the Morning

Last night we heard Babby’s heartbeat for the first time. While I misted up and looked incredulously at my belly (which, miraculously, had ceased its constant rumbling as if sensing it was a special occasion), SA stared incredulously at me. I assumed he was, of course, in awe of my power as a reproductive being.

When we got outside he said,

“I swear – it sounded just like the helicopters in Apocalypse Now. Wap-wap-wap-wap-wap-wap.”
“Yes. This is true,” I acknowledged. It did.
beat
“I wonder how hard it would be to make one of those things, those Dopplers…”

I’m starting to hope the Revolution does come, and soon, because I want to laugh at all the people whose husbands don’t make things like Tivos, Dopplers and a damn fine pie from scratch. I am also reminded periodically that I married a taller, less Italian version of my father. You know, the man who has a small factory in his garage which he uses to make chairs, tables and, more recently, rock art.

Because what else are you going to do with a rock drill?

Happy Friday!

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This morning the Globe and Mail greeted me with a picture of George Bush from the eyes up, like Kilroy over a brick wall. Then I read the story that starts with:

“President George W. Bush asserted yesterday that it was lawful for him to secretly order wiretapping of telephone calls to and from the United States, despite a 1978 law banning such intercepts without explicit authorization from a special court. ‘It is legal to do so,’ Mr. Bush said, claiming special authority as commander-in-chief during a time of war. ”

THE BILLOWING RAGE paralyzed me for a moment. Then many curse words were cast in the general direction of the newspaper, a silly place to aim curse words, yes, but the best target considering I am in an office with many people who, despite their many issues, are NOT GWB and thus undeserving of my wrath. (Or Goddessa’s, for that matter. Let me get to the photocopier story later when I have more time.)

My I’m wordy today.

And then I was reminded of a reference on the internet recently to a particular t-shirt. So I went looking for the t-shirt. And I found this page of anti-Bush whatnot, the browsing of which made me feel a lot better. I also found this kick-ass piece of design and the slogan I was looking for.

Then I put on some Weezer. I love Weezer. Weezer helps. And thinking about the dream I had two nights ago where there was a young moose and its mother chasing me down Thurlow Street also helps. There was also a wolf in the dream, but it wasn’t interested in chasing me.

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About A Year Ago

Lean in. I have something to tell you.
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You’re a real Smartie McFlurry, aren’t you?

I love this story.

(Smartie McFlurry: Sworn enemy of Auberge McGee. And yes, it is very crowded in my head.)

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This Just In

Nickelback Rules! (you’ll need sound for this…and possibly a strong drink)

Thanks, co-worker A!

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