At 10:00 hrs, our intrepid hero makes his way via aged chariot from the hills of Suburbia to the ocean-side metropolis of Vancouver. He seeks a theatre. One theatre to show them all.
He sends word by Duckfone at 11:00 hrs. He has reached the end of his travel by chariot and will continue the rest of the way on foot. For sustenance on his journey, he has procured a BaconHamSandwich from Timmy’s. If he requires more nourishment, it will have to be NachoswithSpicyCheeseSauce and WateredDownCola.
Lying in wait beyond the GreatLineofGeeks is his destiny, his fortune. The suffering will be intense, but his heart will remain strong against fatigue. He has trained for this battle and will not see defeat this day. Only Victory: her sweeping score, her clang of swords, her grunt of death. A silent tear at the end, his shed blood. But now – it is just beginning.