Just LOOK at what a little harmless surfing can bring out of the woodwork. No, at least it’s not a hot dog suit. Yes, it’s a bear suit for your baby that costs One Hundred Thirty Dollars.
In case there was doubt in anyone’s mind, here’s where I stand on baby clothes: As Far Away from That Freak Anne Geddes as Possible. Why are there furries? ANNE GEDDES. Why is Celine Dion’s heart still pumping blood? ANNE GEDDES. Why are thousands of North American women afraid to eat cabbage and green peas in the pod? ANNE BLOODY GEDDES.
She must be stopped. Let us march.
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