Three lovely hits from the country of Niue! Welcome, supple readers from an island I had never heard of until today.
Having a website is teaching me all the geography I was determined not to learn in school. I like to imagine why people from Estonia are clicking here (I like to pretend it’s not that they are spammmmmmmers, thanks) and hope that those peoples’ days were lifted or shaped a little by what they found.
Oh, sweet humidity
I sing this song to thee
Please enter the air
And curl my hair
Help me to breathe
Moisten my chair
Give me the strength
To order pizza
Humidity.
Who likes Nickelback, raise your hand? Hello, at the back?
Oh, the songs speak to you? And you like the way they really rock it out? And Chad Kroeger is dreamy? Did you know he likes to drink Corona and Jack & Coke?
One of my goals for the near future is to make Cranky Kroeger laugh a little. I don’t care if he laughs at my dry nose, my wet coat, or my freakishly huge toes. Anyone who can pen lyrics like “I like your pants around your feet/I like the dirt that’s on your knees/I like the way you’re saying please/when you’re looking up at me/you’re like my favourite damn disease” needs to lighten up. I want to see him all tickly and rolling on the floor, unable to control his giggles. We all deserve to feel that feeling sometime.