Good things! Where Have you Gaw-hawn?

A good thing: Saint Aardvark’s blog’s makeover. New version of WordPress; Bring it!

But a bad thing: LET HOCKEY DIE. For the love of the game. Or I will punch you.

A good thing: I dreamed I was at Virgin Megastore and I saw Donald Trump and Meyela or whatever his fiance’s name is. Ms. Tighty Pants. And Donald Trump smiled at me and mimed like he was a bunny rabbit. So I said, “Hi Mr. Trump. Are you a bunny rabbit?” And he shook his head and mimed hopping and butting his head against something. So I said, “Oh, are you a deer?” And he nodded and smiled. He had a big gap between his front teeth, like the one I had in 7th grade. And I said, “So this week’s task on the Apprentice is deer hunting!” And he nodded again and scampered off through the store.

That really happened in my dream.

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