(title bastardized from a line from “underwhelmed” by sloan, the best rock band in the universe)
This morning I got an email from a mr. magic elf who wanted me to go to his website and order some of his “sluty wives.” He also wished me a Marry Christmas.
Oh, I just got that.
I love Scary Duck. I think I found this site two years ago and then never went back to it. I don’t remember how I got there this time but it sure makes me smile. And not just because of the whole “duck” thing. It’s less of a thing? More of a…relationship.
Ever hear the car commercial on the radio (probably not, as we used to hear it on CISL 650, which is the Old People Station) with the old codger describing a soccer mom in glowing terms; “She picks up the groceries, then picks up the kids from soccer practice. When they get home, she makes them a nice cup of cocoa. She checks their homework and tucks them in at night.” And then the backup singers, who might be left over from Lawrence Welk’s Musical Family,(holy crap that hair) sing the name of the car dealership and the old codger says, “People don’t buy cars, they buy relationships.”
That’s what I’ve got with ducks.