I swear, If GATS ever watches Jaws on that giant cock of a TV, I am so, so hooped. I have a shark thing? It’s not getting any better with age.
Today, amidst the usual “feet + girl + cheese” and “chad kroeger + ducks” google results, one of my referrers was listed as: Praize Christian Jobs. It’s Monster for niche Christians. Who knew? Praize the maize! Snaize! Watch more Fear Factaize!
Now that I’m not trying to cure my sore throat with citrus fruit and hot lemony tea, the canker sore on my tonsil has healed right up! Yes, you CAN get a canker on your tonsil; no, I DON’T know how. My best guess is it’s payback for dissing Billy Klippert earlier this year and hurting Rated Dave’s feelings.
Sorry dudes. Mea tonsila, mea tonsila, mea cankeros tonsila.
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