This is a fairly accurate representation of how far the building across the street is from my study’s window.
(the orange blob in the lower left is somebody’s television.)
This is how well my camera, which isn’t nearly as good as my eyes, picks up what the television in question is showing. The TV is as large as the window! We are watching Oprah! Today on Oprah, Kirstie Alley!
Dear Sir/Madam across the street,
Unless you are in my apartment with me watching your television (and I know you are not), YOU ARE SITTING TOO CLOSE.
Saint Aardvark wants to get a universal remote. Oprah looks pretty today. Kirstie got her house decorated, I think. I have to go.