Look at that Grin

First, I think I just ate one of my own hairs. Goddamn almond butter.
Second, today is Day 29 of no cheese! OK so on the weekend I had pizza and it had cheese on it but other than that, I have been cheese-free for one month! And boy do I feel fantastic.

Actually, I feel about the same, but I have probably saved about One Million Dollars by not buying cheese and that makes me feel somewhat fantastic. Fantasticesque.

Third, Paul Martin is such a brown-noser. And this picture is so totally fake!

Prime Minister Paul Martin calls U.S. President George W. Bush on Wednesday to congratulate him on his election victory.

I wonder if PM Martin ever hits himself on the head with his little hammer. I should get one for my desk at work. Some days, it would help to be unconscious and/or concussed.