Monthly Archives: November 2004

This is a fairly accurate representation of how far the building across the street is from my study’s window. (the orange blob in the lower left is somebody’s television.) This is how well my camera, which isn’t nearly as good … Continue reading →

The rat bastard who keeps spamming my comments offered this wisdom today: “If one man offers you democracy and another offers you a bag of grain, at what stage of starvation will you prefer the grain to the vote?” It’s … Continue reading →

I learned today that it would be more work to fire me than it is to keep me here, eating bonbons, being a smartass and speaking deplorable French. So walk with me a while as I sit on hold, in … Continue reading →

It is the first result from a google image search for Gordon Campbell: Christina and her cat (I’m assuming.)

Sweet pumpkin pie, it’s November! Things that are not Perfect In Every Way (r) about the new apartment: a) There’s bird poop on my window and how will I get it off when the window opens at the top and … Continue reading →