Category Archives: trombone

Mama Did A Bad, Bad Thing

I wish I could play the noise for you. The noise he was making when he woke up this morning at 7am, 10 seconds after the front door closed on SA and just as I was leisurely rolling towards my … Continue reading

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Sweet Baby – Week 17

First the disclaimers: I have a cold. Trombone is teething like a sonofabitch (seems to get worse once a week or so). Poor Saint Aardvark is clawing at the door, he wants so badly to get the hell out of … Continue reading

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Lit

I read to Trombone from Winnie the Pooh. He talked through it. I read to Trombone from The Dainty Monsters, Michael Ondaatje’s first book of poetry. He stared at me and after each poem, smiled and kicked his feet. My … Continue reading

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Notes from the Road

The Couch says: Lady! Get Outside! Growth spurt, teething, who knows; what it means to me is I’m on the couch all day with a kid attached to my hooter. Hooty! So if you see my IP address visiting your … Continue reading

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Sweet Baby – Week 16

Trombone likes it when I whistle. I believe this is because he enjoys both the breeze and the noise, as well as the scent of whatever I last ate or drank. He gulps the air and closes his eyes and … Continue reading

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