Category Archives: babby

Flow

Posted on 3/9/2006 by cheesefairy

Cycle 6 of America’s Next Top Obscure Celebrity has begun! I wanted to watch the season premiere as it played because, as the only one in Canada still paying attention, I feel obliged to care a little. But then I … Continue reading →

Posted in babby, serious, television | 7 Comments

There are Snakes! ON THE PLANE! *

Posted on 2/27/2006 by cheesefairy

Much is afoot. First, I know you are all very concerned about my foot. When last we left Charles and Edith, they had agreed to keep their distance via a foam earplug. About two minutes after I posted about how … Continue reading →

Posted in babby, outside | 8 Comments

The Hunger, it isn’t Right.

Posted on 2/16/2006 by cheesefairy

The [smartest] babby [in the universe] has dug a tunnel bypassing my stomach and installed a sort of hamster-tube contraption which connects directly to my esophagus. When I eat, babby scoots up the tube & snatches the food right before … Continue reading →

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Pork Bellies!

Posted on 1/14/2006 by cheesefairy

My mom celebrated her 65th birthday on Thursday. She was so excited to be turning 65 & having just received her new GOLD CARE CARD, she booked herself into the hospital for gall bladder removal! (actually, they called her after … Continue reading →

Posted in babby, outside | 14 Comments

I’ve Got Nothing for You People

Posted on 1/4/2006 by cheesefairy

Home! The catt is playing with a dusty peanut. Every once in a while he looks up from batting it across the floor and gives me a pitiful glance, like, “you won’t even play dusty peanut hockey with me? you … Continue reading →

Posted in babby, idiots, my itchiness | 7 Comments