Category Archives: babby

Confrontational

Posted on 4/29/2006 by cheesefairy

There is a distant relation who emails me – albeit infrequently – terrible dirrrty jokes, warnings about the lead that might be in my lipstick, instructions for women on how to get to our cars safely, “pass this on and … Continue reading →

Posted in babby, outside, serious | 10 Comments

I’m Trying to Build A Birdhouse In my Soul But Someone Took My Damn Hammer. Bastard.

Posted on 4/27/2006 by cheesefairy

It occurs to me that this might be a more appropriate countdown: It’s not that people are any more annoying than usual. People are exactly the same as they were yesterday. (Useless bags of skin who talk too much without … Continue reading →

Posted in babby, idiots | 2 Comments

Saint Aardvark Made Me Do It

Posted on 4/23/2006 by cheesefairy

We can only fight Geddes if we learn her methods and how to use her weapons! Huzzah! I have a cold. A cold! How stupid! It’s finally spring outside, with sunshine and warmth and I have been waiting to wear … Continue reading →

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I’m Starting Up a Posse

Posted on 4/20/2006 by cheesefairy

Just LOOK at what a little harmless surfing can bring out of the woodwork. No, at least it’s not a hot dog suit. Yes, it’s a bear suit for your baby that costs One Hundred Thirty Dollars. In case there … Continue reading →

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In Which You May Giggle

Posted on 4/19/2006 by cheesefairy

This photo of Saint Aardvark makes me laugh hysterically. Perhaps it will do for you as well. As well, here is my view from above these days: “The [feet are] far away… (About 93 million miles away, and that’s why … Continue reading →

Posted in babby, funny | 3 Comments