Category Archives: ducks

A Nice Long Post About

Our New Bed. I have never slept in a bed so lovely, so soft and firm and cartoon-cloud-like. (Because if it were a real cloud I would wake up soggy and polluted every morning and it would be so much … Continue reading

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Three Things (not a meme)

First-of-all-y, it’s Lilah’s birthday! Welcome to the world, baby! Second-of-all-y, I’m adding to the public record that NEXT Halloween I want to be the A-Team. No, not alone. I need the rest of the A-Team too. So think it over. … Continue reading

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More Smells!

Usually my feet don’t smell. But I have just slipped off my slightly pinchy shoes and I caught an up-draft in the left nostril. Yooooeeee. Synthetic shoes are the work of the devil. I do enjoy their cuteness, though. The … Continue reading

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I Need to Tell You Somethings!

1. There are ducks. In the pool of water that decorates the building on the northwest corner of Thurlow and Melville Streets. There are two big ducks and many little ducks. Oh! The ducks. 2. It is raining. Don’t drive … Continue reading

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Now All the People Who Find this Site by Googling “Ducks Gone Bad” Won’t Be Disappointed

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