Category Archives: idiots

I’m Trying to Build A Birdhouse In my Soul But Someone Took My Damn Hammer. Bastard.

Posted on 4/27/2006 by cheesefairy

It occurs to me that this might be a more appropriate countdown: It’s not that people are any more annoying than usual. People are exactly the same as they were yesterday. (Useless bags of skin who talk too much without … Continue reading →

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The Long and Winding Staircase that Leads to my Bed

Posted on 4/5/2006 by cheesefairy

Bad combination: pregnancy brain, pregnancy body and a 3 level house. On the ground floor I think, “Brr, tile floor is chilly. I should go up to the bedroom and grab some socks.” By the time I get to the … Continue reading →

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Right From the Start

Posted on 3/27/2006 by cheesefairy

Who knew Steven Seagal had a blues band? Raise your hand. It’s true. And they will be playing in Richmond, at the River Rock Casino. What is the pull at the River Rock Casino? First Air Supply, then a quick … Continue reading →

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I Realize We’re All A Little Blue

Posted on 1/24/2006 by cheesefairy

But sir, don’t you think that since you’re the one driving 60 km/h down the middle of the sidewalk in a motorized scooter that it’s not the responsibility of the woman walking tidily on her side (and do you know … Continue reading →

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I’ve Got Nothing for You People

Posted on 1/4/2006 by cheesefairy

Home! The catt is playing with a dusty peanut. Every once in a while he looks up from batting it across the floor and gives me a pitiful glance, like, “you won’t even play dusty peanut hockey with me? you … Continue reading →

Posted in babby, idiots, my itchiness | 7 Comments