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Ted Leo’s Drummer Is Having my Baby!

I made sweet love to him with my eyes at Friday night’s show at Richard’s on Richards and through the fakesmoke haze and beer fumes, he looked right at me, past the spotlights and bopping hipsters who knew all the … Continue reading

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The Best Number of All

So far, Tim Stevenson (NDP) is still ahead of Lorne Mayencourt (Liberal) in the hotly contested riding of Vancouver-Burrard, after two weeks of counting and recounting votes from the May 17th provincial election. By how many votes? SEVENTEEN VOTES. I … Continue reading

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Pretty Damn Creepy, Actually

Harper and Duceppe, the new Wonder Twins (or are they boyfriend and boyfriend?) attending a holocaust memorial. Didn’t anyone ever tell them to pay attention and face front? Are all our elected officials just a bunch of whiny kindergarteners who … Continue reading

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Top Socks

Elyse Sewell came perilously close to becoming America’s Next Top Model Cycle One Super Fantastica! But Adrianne won instead and is now on the Surreal Life while Elyse continues to model and fill her livejournal with humourous, acidic reportage. And … Continue reading

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