Category Archives: television

The Streets? They Have No Name.

Posted on 5/28/2005 by cheesefairy

Tonight GATS is watching his U2 Live DVD again. I can hear it through our open windows, across the traffic. What does he get from repeated viewings of sweaty Bono and screaming fans and solemn nods from Edge and frenzied … Continue reading →

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Armageddon – Carry me Home!

Posted on 5/17/2005 by cheesefairy

You knew this day would come: GIANT TV PORN! I have to go out now, so I will leave you to imagine the humungous genitalia plowing into the other humungous genitalia on the GATS’s TV. I just hope he remembered … Continue reading →

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There are Over 20,000 Pores on Your Face! That’s 20,000 Chances to Glow!

Posted on 5/12/2005 by cheesefairy

I have watched The O.C three times now and each episode has begun with the dark-haired boy coming into the light-haired boy’s room and waking him to talk about relationship issues. Is it a homosexual subtext or is that the … Continue reading →

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Killing Me Softly With His Song

Posted on 5/6/2005 by cheesefairy

I was sitting still, digesting my chili cheese dog and I heard the unmistakeable wail of Bono and the Gang. Thinking it was the stereo of a car driving up Thurlow heading for the U2 concert, I ignored it. (Oh … Continue reading →

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Top Socks

Posted on 5/5/2005 by cheesefairy

Elyse Sewell came perilously close to becoming America’s Next Top Model Cycle One Super Fantastica! But Adrianne won instead and is now on the Surreal Life while Elyse continues to model and fill her livejournal with humourous, acidic reportage. And … Continue reading →

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