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Just now, amidst the crazed shopping traffic, two women stood on Robson St., each rubbing her forehead. One was moaning. They had collided with one another. This should not be funny, and yet, it really really really is.

Yesterday, +8 degrees and sunny (with apologies to those in -27 degree weather), we flew across town and back again to decorate our Seasonal Shelf closer? even closer? There is a song by the Pogues (the sans-Shane McGowan Pogues, obviously) … Continue reading →

This morning, the ‘vark and I were talking about how many things we had to do today and how we both felt behind in life, generally. The dishes are piled up, the Christmas parcels are wrapped but not in the … Continue reading →

I coded this page using Mozilla Firefox. It looked good in Mozilla Firefox. Now I am looking at it in Internet Explorer and I want to shoot small animals just to hear their screams and distract myself from the 8 … Continue reading →

Turns out I didn’t have to actually pay attention to the THREE HOUR Apprentice Season Finale because GATS is watching it too. I could spend the evening gnashing on the ear of CSS, trying to sever that dastardly ligament, watching … Continue reading →