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Until today I had no idea how much genuine evil made up The Surreal Life. It was funny to me in a conceptual way, like, “losers on tv! ha!” but I had no intention of ever seeing the concept through … Continue reading →

This story is really fun to read out loud. It’s about a man, his squirrel and the government that would try to separate them. Don’t worry: the good guys win. In the Vancouver Sun today, one cover story started, “If … Continue reading →

Further proof that the bird poop is good luck: yesterday I had to call the dastardly agency with the terrible hold music only to discover that the terrible hold music has been replaced!! Seagulls, pigeons, sparrows, come and poop upon … Continue reading →

Yesterday, for the first time in my life, a bird pooped on me. I choose to believe this is good luck rather than just smelly and I thusly choose to directly attribute to the bird poop that half an hour … Continue reading →